Marsupial Man

I had a thought
While sittin' on the couch
I wish I had
A marsupial pouch
A little fleshy pocket
Outside of my stomach
Where I could keep
My keys phone and wallet
I keep a bag of chips
And guacamole dip
Inside my meat pocket
And that's where I keep
My most valuable things
Like my grandma's locket

And if your hands get cold
Then you can put them in my meat pouch
Let my body warm them up
And never take them out
I love the feeling of your hands
Deep inside my flesh
Go on rub it, squeeze it, feel it
I long for your caress, uh

I take the time every day
To make sure that I clean it
To avoid unwanted odors
Infections, or diseases
A moisture warm and milky
Has formed down at the bottom
It's chunky Like cottage cheese
So go on and try some

And if your hands get cold
Then you can put them in my meat pouch
Let my body warm them up
And never take them out
I love the feeling of your hands
As they slide under my meat flap
Once you go marsupial you never go back

And yeah I'm being super real
I wish I was a marsupial
And yeah I'm being super real
I wish I was a marsupial
And yeah I'm being super real
I wish I was a marsupial
And yeah I'm being super real
I wish I was a marsupial



Credits
Writer(s): Samuel Salerno
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