You and Mii

You know it's me
I'm making our two Miis
On my Nintendo Wii
So we can be together for all eternity
Isn't it sweet?
Or is it just creepy?
Wait it's not what it seems

'Cause we can ride bikes in Mario Kart tonight
Then we can brawl in Smash
And you can go smash our boy Roy
Not the turtle named Roy
The one from Fire Emblem
Wait, who plays Fire Emblem?

Or we can go bowling
And find a Mii
And I will be the king
And you will be my queen
We'll make a Miitopia
Just you and me
And we'll be happy
Probably

Let's go to the resort
And play some Wii Sports
We'll play chambara
Or whatever you want
Except if it's baseball
I wouldn't win at all
Cause you're too good
So let's shoot some hoops

Or maybe one of the golfs
Frisbee or golf balls?
Or we can fly a plane
The view is insane
This is like a dream
Only seen on screens
But this is reality on the Nintendo Wii

Let's head back to the road
Rainbow road
Then we can go drifting
And do 360's
Or we can fall off and see the stars
But we would not get far
That's Lakatu's job

You're a gamer
So take my hand
And we will hop into the Nintendo Land
Will will play some games that are not that fun
But do not worry
The night's not done

We'll go play Jeopardy
Then go skiing
Then we can be a TV Show King
Then we can get fit with a hot trainer
I think she's hotter than Meghan Trainor

Then we can go to sleep through Tomodachi
It'd be a nice life with you as my wife
This all may be weird
But it's true dear
We'll be free
Just you and me