The Plastic Man

It was 1995
A crisis ensuing
Plastic insurance
Business was booming
It can't go on
To ensure our survival
The insurance of plastic
Was a dreadful arrival

The CEO
He's running, he's running
Tomorrow
It's coming, it's coming
Run away
They found him, they found him
Because today
The plastic, will eat you
(You can't do simple maths under pressure)

He's running, he's running
The CEO, he's running
It's coming, it's coming
Tomorrow, it's coming
The hero of the story
The CEO
It's 1995
We thought that you should know (that there are)

(Six) Insurance agents on their way to you
(Five) Days till they beat you through and through
(Four) Fatal wounds located on your head
(Three) More minutes till you wind up dead
(Six) Insurance agents on their way to you
(Five) Days till they beat you through and through
(Four) Fatal wounds located on your head
(Three) More minutes till you wind up dead

Brutalized
Terrorized
Horrified
Still alive
(Sabor de Maria 1-2-3)
Brutal
Strudel
Chicken Noodle (Chicken Noodle)
Brutal
Strudel
Chicken Noodle (Oh)
Brutal
Strudel
Chicken Noodle (You can't do simple maths under pressure)
Woo

Still alive, still alive
The CEO, he's still alive
Brutalized, terrorized
The plastic man is horrified
Up through his nose
The plastic pieces go
For what, no one knows
For now it's time to go (because there are)

(Six) Sheets of plastic that didn't catch on fire
(Five) Years more after 2000 prior
(Four) Skilled pilots that put up zero fight
(Three) More shots of alcohol to make it through the night
(Six) Sheets of plastic that didn't catch on fire
(Five) Years more after 2000 prior
(Four) Skilled pilots that put up zero fight
(Three) More shots of alcohol to make it through the night

The hero takes a train
Over and through the hills
He can barely think straight
Did he even take his pills?
An entity of plastic
His thoughts they fly away
These people they are mass produced, there's more day by day
All for one, One for all, the hivemind it is here to stay
They beat them, they slaughter
Yet the plastic it is still obeyed
Trusting the hero
They follow him away
The CEO, he's the one
He'll surely save the day
As they approach
The quarters of plastic
Something is different
Something quite drastic
Their legendary hero
Has gone to ground zero
The plastic man
Reveals his plan

He was never on their side
He caused all their stress
The CEO is the plastic man
He's the reason for this mess
A magnificent brawl
Reaching far and wide
Plastic versus humans
Millions had died
Yet the plastic man, he was too strong
Humanity was done, it had all gone wrong
Soon the plastic man will take his crown
Rule the world
Once and for all
Across the stars he will continue
His plastic insurance brainwashing sprawl