Ain't Proud

Now I ain't proud of this
But I flipped my truck into a ditch
And I haven't slept in a week
Now my Washburn's stuck in a creek

So I borrowed this guitar
Drove here in my friend's new car
Puked in his back seat
But I clean up good as you can see

Yeah Hey hey hey I'm a handful
But oh oh oh I'm feeling thankful

There's a lot of things I ain't proud of
I put dents in my truck
Some call me bad luck
Could've been in jail, Could've wound up dead
With all the blows to my head
But instead I'm alright
And all the things I've done I ain't proud of
Make me damn proud I'm here with you tonight

And I thought I saw the light
When I walked on stage tonight
God came to take me in
But it was just the weed again

But you all look like angels
All dressed up and beautiful
And you may not know my name
But I'm damn sure glad you came

And hey hey hey I'm a handful
But oh oh oh I need an advil

There's a lot of things I ain't proud of
I put dents in my truck
Some call me bad luck
Could've been in jail, Could've wound up dead
All the blows to my head
But instead I'm alright
And all the things I've done I ain't proud of
Make me damn proud I'm here with you tonight

I could've been in a ditch
Y'all could've been right at home
The fact that we're all here
Is a damn miracle

There's a lot of things I ain't proud of
I put dents in my truck
Some call me bad luck
Could've been in jail, Could've wound up dead
All the blows to my head
But instead I'm alright
And all the things I've done I ain't proud of
Make me damn proud I'm here with you tonight