wtf is going on
Alright kids it is now my job to teach you the theory of evolution
Oh boy!
Now I for one think that evolution is a bunch of bullcrap
But I've been told I have to teach it anyway
It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this
In the beginning we were all fish
Okay?
Swimming around in the water
And then one day a couple fish had a retard baby
And the retard baby was different so it got to live
So retard fish goes on to make more retard babies
And then one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands
And it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this
Retard frog squirrel
And then that had a retard baby which was a monkey fish frog
And then this monkey fish frog had butt sex with that monkey and
That monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and
That made you
So there you go
You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel
Congratulations
What the fuck is going on?
We live on a floating rock
Is it really that insane
To say that there might be a God?
Made of mostly empty space
How the fuck is that a thing?
How do I know what is alive?
I don't know where to draw the line
What the fuck is space?
What the fuck is time?
What the hell is left?
What the hell is right?
When I die
What's on the other side?
Is there more to life
Than what I see with my eyes?
Going fucking crazy
Staying up all night
Fighting in the battles
That I shouldn't try to fight
Lightning in my brain
Wind inside my lungs
The cycle never ends
From my heartbeat to my blood
Cyclical in nature
It's inevitable
The death of a race
Unavoidable
Everything we know
All chemicals
Reducing our world
Into decimals
Atoms into molecules
Cells into flesh
Planets into galaxies
An organized mess
I see it all so clearly now
Like a star we were born to to burn out
I'm ready to see the four horsemen now
I'm ready to see all the castles fall down
Going fucking crazy
Staying up all night
Fighting in the battles
That I shouldn't try to fight
Lightning in my brain
Wind inside my lungs
The cycle never ends
From my heartbeat to my blood
Cyclical in nature
It's inevitable
The death of a race
Unavoidable
Everything we know
All chemicals
Reducing our world
Into decimals
Going fucking crazy
Staying up all night
Fighting in the battles
That I shouldn't try to fight
Lightning in my brain
Wind inside my lungs
The cycle never ends
From my heartbeat to my blood
Cyclical in nature
It's inevitable
The death of a race
Unavoidable
Everything we know
All chemicals
Reducing our world
Into decimals
I see it all so clearly now
Like a star we were born to burn out
I'm ready to see the four horsemen now
I'm ready to see all the castles fall down
Oh boy!
Now I for one think that evolution is a bunch of bullcrap
But I've been told I have to teach it anyway
It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this
In the beginning we were all fish
Okay?
Swimming around in the water
And then one day a couple fish had a retard baby
And the retard baby was different so it got to live
So retard fish goes on to make more retard babies
And then one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands
And it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this
Retard frog squirrel
And then that had a retard baby which was a monkey fish frog
And then this monkey fish frog had butt sex with that monkey and
That monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and
That made you
So there you go
You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel
Congratulations
What the fuck is going on?
We live on a floating rock
Is it really that insane
To say that there might be a God?
Made of mostly empty space
How the fuck is that a thing?
How do I know what is alive?
I don't know where to draw the line
What the fuck is space?
What the fuck is time?
What the hell is left?
What the hell is right?
When I die
What's on the other side?
Is there more to life
Than what I see with my eyes?
Going fucking crazy
Staying up all night
Fighting in the battles
That I shouldn't try to fight
Lightning in my brain
Wind inside my lungs
The cycle never ends
From my heartbeat to my blood
Cyclical in nature
It's inevitable
The death of a race
Unavoidable
Everything we know
All chemicals
Reducing our world
Into decimals
Atoms into molecules
Cells into flesh
Planets into galaxies
An organized mess
I see it all so clearly now
Like a star we were born to to burn out
I'm ready to see the four horsemen now
I'm ready to see all the castles fall down
Going fucking crazy
Staying up all night
Fighting in the battles
That I shouldn't try to fight
Lightning in my brain
Wind inside my lungs
The cycle never ends
From my heartbeat to my blood
Cyclical in nature
It's inevitable
The death of a race
Unavoidable
Everything we know
All chemicals
Reducing our world
Into decimals
Going fucking crazy
Staying up all night
Fighting in the battles
That I shouldn't try to fight
Lightning in my brain
Wind inside my lungs
The cycle never ends
From my heartbeat to my blood
Cyclical in nature
It's inevitable
The death of a race
Unavoidable
Everything we know
All chemicals
Reducing our world
Into decimals
I see it all so clearly now
Like a star we were born to burn out
I'm ready to see the four horsemen now
I'm ready to see all the castles fall down
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