The Heckler (Var. of Your #1 Fan)
I had a dog that was famous
Shouldn't have called her Shamus
She traveled across the states with us
It's a shame that she got car sick
So I put all her videos on YouTube
Where we got a hundred-twenty million views
Used this footage as my muse
For songs for you to listen to
Once saw my dog on a talk show
That's my dog with her small, black nose
Why won't you give my dog her bone?
Saw a fella named Hecklefish
A celebrity a-list
About the size of my left fist
I wish there were more of him
So I looked him up in public records
A friend with a past that is checkered
Listened to the host and then I heard
He's got some ex-wives with some guppies
Once saw that fish fly an airplane
High-altitude fish, that's insane
Who'd chase a fish with that name?
Had a cat that was stubborn
Had a bunch of stunts it wouldn't learn
Always seemed so unconcerned
I really wish I had my dog
So I tried to make her a canine
I had it up to here with felines
Imagine a dog with nine lives
Now I know that's the dream
My lazy cat is gray and old
Her personality's ice cold
Why won't you do as you're told?
Shouldn't have called her Shamus
She traveled across the states with us
It's a shame that she got car sick
So I put all her videos on YouTube
Where we got a hundred-twenty million views
Used this footage as my muse
For songs for you to listen to
Once saw my dog on a talk show
That's my dog with her small, black nose
Why won't you give my dog her bone?
Saw a fella named Hecklefish
A celebrity a-list
About the size of my left fist
I wish there were more of him
So I looked him up in public records
A friend with a past that is checkered
Listened to the host and then I heard
He's got some ex-wives with some guppies
Once saw that fish fly an airplane
High-altitude fish, that's insane
Who'd chase a fish with that name?
Had a cat that was stubborn
Had a bunch of stunts it wouldn't learn
Always seemed so unconcerned
I really wish I had my dog
So I tried to make her a canine
I had it up to here with felines
Imagine a dog with nine lives
Now I know that's the dream
My lazy cat is gray and old
Her personality's ice cold
Why won't you do as you're told?
Credits
Writer(s): Daniel Swift
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
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