Algeboner

Walkin down the hallway, I can't wait for class
Have a presentation, but I, I can't stop picturing your ass

I take my seat, see you standin there
You look so beautiful, but then I see you catch my stare

Immediately, it happens to me, I can't stop it now

I got an Alge-boner
An alge-boner
X plus Y equals Z
How do you always do this to me
Can I have a restroom break... because I really need to... pee

Get back from the restroom, it's presentation time
Don't care bout polynomials, because you're looking so damn fine

Get to the chalkboard, where do I begin
You say "what's the coefficient?", oh no here we go again

Immediately, it happens to me, I can't stop it now

I got an Alge-boner
An alge-boner
The cubed root of 8 equals 2
Don't know how much more of this I can do
Please just one more bathroom break... because I really need to... poop

Feel stuck, in a rut, about you
Would be great, if I could touch, just one boob

Hey that's assault, guaranteed, suspension
So no way, thats out, of the question

Good point

Thank god for second period, it's time for history
Teacher's like a dinosaur, she's at least like fifty-three

Lecturing old stuff, Paul Revere's night ride
Leans over to grab the chalk, then I see her boob from the side

Unexpectedly, it happens to me, I can't stop it now

I got a history-stiffy
A history-stiffy
Red-coats attacking at night
Holy crap my jeans feel tight
What did Paul Revere say
The British are coming



Credits
Writer(s): David Moriarty, Ben Kacsandi
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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