Mommy Is Mean

My mommy took away the Xbox so I went to her window and threw rocks. My teacher said no more phones in class. I said I'm getting harassed
Kids at school try to bully me. They say I'm a loser but I disagree. I got five kills in Fortnite I ended up in a sword fight
My mommy said no more chicken nuggets I must look like a muppet I asked my crush out she said I need a workout
I work at 9:00 to five job with a guy named Rob
Rob hates the workplace I said your disgrace 14 just got my first job I didn't realize I was a slob
My buddy won't pick up the phone. I forgot he's in a different time zone. Don't want to play Roblox by myself I'm going to dress up as an elf
My mommy don't think I'm sanitary she wants to send me to the military I don't know how to shoot a gun I think my mommy didn't want a son
My mommy said I look like road hog and I told her I am a frog My mommy went out to go mugging. I told her the fogg is coming
Teachers say I'm a bad influence they don't know. I just want to influx while looking at the hill locks I kind of feel like a banana because I just moved to Montana That's where we found Santa
My dad told me a story when some kid and his ducks stole his truck. I guess he was just out of luck That's when he yelled out fuck



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Writer(s): Brandon Smith
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