'Then I Said...'

The party was grand, the music was nice, drinks were fine
I knew that had I wanted I could find anyone to wine and to dine!
However, this night had a very particular design
So, I walked right up to the mayor of Los Demonios
I punched the old man in the eye, then I said

"Down on the ground if you scumbags want to keep being scumbags!"
"You'd better listen to him, boy, he's constantly making scumbags not scumbags!"
Tied 'em up, placed a key a couple feet from the nearest person
Then, I teleported down to the next building, 'cause their presence merely a diversion!

Few people in the bank that day
Made me super relieved, I had bills to pay, ha, ha, ha!
I tapped the guy in front of me on the shoulder, then I looked away
Returning each time he got a 'tude on his face
When he pulled his fists, I tripped him and said
"You move your pinky toe, Bucko, and you're dead!

"Down on the ground if you scumbags want to keep being scumbags!"
"You'd better listen to him, boy, he's constantly making scumbags not scumbags!"
Tied 'em up, placed a key a couple feet from the nearest person
Teleported down to the next building, 'cause their presence merely a diversion

Down in the Underdark, full of creatures untamed
Where everyone's fighting for a name in the game!