Horny Pony (Version 2)

Ah-yeah
There you go, there you go
Ah-yeah
There you go, there you go

Horny people, gather here
We are fixin' to put it in all your ears
Horny people, gather here
We are fixin' to put it in all your ears

Horny people, gather here
We are fixin' to put it in all your ears
We got a new dance for the next eight years
I'm talkin' about the dance that every parent fears the most
It's the sex dance, it's a new dance
And it's rockin' from coast to coast
I'm talkin' about, uh, I'm talkin' about
I'm talkin' about the Horny Pony, y'all, come on

There you go, there you go
(Horny Pony)
(Horny Pony)
There you go, there you go (oh-ooh, oh-ooh, oh)

There, in the years of the war, we don't wanna know
You're buckin' that body, like you really go for the hip stuff
(H into the I, into the P)
It ain't enough just to do some ecstasy
(You want it in your hip, you want it in your thighs)
A dance that the conservatives most despise
'Cause it's a sex dance, it's the new dance
And it's rockin' every horny woman, every man
It's the Horny Pony, y'all

There you go, there you go
The Horny Pony
(Horny Pony)
There you go, there you go, uh
(Horny Pony)

Horny people moan like you need to
Uh-huh, uh-huh
Uh-huh, uh-huh
Uh-huh, uh-huh
Uh-huh, uh-huh

You can run all the way to Barcelona
But you can't hide, the Horny Pony gets you gonna
Don't look at me, y'all, I just wrote it
Put on a record, wrapped it up and then I sold it
Horny people gather here, ah
Horny people gather here (alone) for the next eight years, ooh
We got a new dance, it's the Horny Pony

(Horny Pony)
There you go
(Horny Pony, oh-ooh, oh-ooh, oh)
It's the Horny Pony
(Horny Pony)

(You gon' show us how to do that dance?)
How do you do the dance?
(How do you do the dance?)
(Nigga, please)

Listen to me while I show you how to do it
Just like a virgin, you got to ease into it
Keep movin' your legs from the left to right
Your arms up high like an eagle in flight
(Keep your hands shakin' like a leaf on a tree)
Jack, be nimble, you're doin' it, see?
(The Horny Pony, y'all)

There you go, there you go
It's the Horny Pony
(Horny Pony)
There you go
(Horny Pony, oh-ooh, oh-ooh, oh)

Did you come to party now? (Yeah, yeah)
Do you really want to know? (Yeah, yeah)
If you're horny, say it now (yeah, yeah)
Pony see you boogie, now (yeah, yeah)

There you go, there you go
(Aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw)
There you go, there you go (you shouldn't be alone)
Guess who you're goin' home with?
(Yeah, you're nasty) yeah
There you go
(Horny Pony)