Fake Celebrity Facebook Profile

I've got a famous namesake
The same name as a fictional man in a widely acclaimed TV show
I've a relatively famous namesake
The same name as a character played by a handsome American actor

I've got a newfound fame now
Obsessed fans of the hit TV show have started adding me on Facebook
I've a relatively newfound fame now
I've been thinking of unique ways which
I can use this to my benefit
Somehow

Message from Matilda saying
"Hey, how are ya doin'?
I'm a big fan of your acting
Are you working on a movie?"

From the moment that she sent it to the time of my reply
I was thinking of excuses not to use this to my advantage

"Who's this?" is what I asked her
"Your fan, Matilda"
I felt so famous
I acted grateful

Two months later my inbox overflows with a thousand goodbyes
It appears they killed my namesake in the finale of season 5

I felt so famous
I acted grateful
I had a taste now I'll kill for a mouthful

I run a fake celebrity facebook page now
Of a certain celebrity
Famous mainly in the 80's
His fans are gullible, none of them skeptical
They should be skeptical



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