Vitamix

Go ahead, trauma dump, see if I care
I'll just be making breakfast, with my brand new Vitamix
She washes her face with bleach in the morning, which seems unhealthy, but I am using my Vitamix
And her mother can politely say, so this is your boyfriend's band

Well, I am in the next room over, and I'm filling up my Vitamix with protein, bananas, and blueberries and oats
She finally walked out with suitcase, dog, and toothbrush
But I do not care, I'm enjoying my brand new Vitamix

I eat carbohydrates every day
I eat carbohydrates every way
I eat carbohydrates, protein, and flax
I eat carbohydrates, look strong when I flex
Look yourself in the mirror, say, "is that me?, looking back at me?, looking back at me?"

Do you love yourself?
Please love yourself.
Do you love yourself?
Please love yourself,

There's an air in this room tonight
I see your sweat on your nose, barely dried
Are you tired or are you high?
If we had sex, I'd probably cry

I know you made it fall
I know what you said
You're sleeping in the hole
You know just what was said

I know you know it well
I know just what you said
It's George H.W. Bush
You know just what was said

You know I know it was
George H.W. Bush
You're kissing him online
I know it's summertime