You've Never Had Chocolate Like This

So the taxis never stop
The girls think you're a flop
You're wet and cold, you're getting old
Your confidence is shot (it's true)

When people look at you
They seem to look straight through
Or like you're something brown
They found upon the bottom of their shoe
(Have you been following me?)

But this should lift the gloom
My giraffe milk macaroon
Just take a chance and you'll be dancing
To a different tune

Goodbye to feeling small
And frightened of it all
Just eat a few of these
And you'll be feeling ten feet tall

Well, there's chocolate
And there's chocolate
Only Wonka's makes your confidence sky-rocke-let
Put your hand into your pocke-let
Get yourself some Wonka chocolate!

Madam, just one kiss?
Yes, please!
You've never had chocolate like this
No, we've never had chocolate like this

Have you tried his new one? (No)
Oh, you've got to have a go
Just pop one in and everything
Becomes a Broadway Show

The news that makes you gasp
The jokes that make you laugh
All that you say and do all day will be choreographed

Lost your hair, can't think where
Feeling fairly bare up there
Don't despair, I come prepared
Behold my hair repair éclair

It's made from ground vanilla
From the markets of Manila
Take heed, eat more than three and you'll end up like a gorilla

Well, there's chocolate
And there's chocolate
Only Wonka's makes you rock around the clock-elet
Put your hand into your pocke-let! Get yourself

Oh, put a sock in it
Make sure they're all frisked (uh!)
Have you ever had chocolate like this?

I've never had chocolate like this
(Never had chocolate)
(Never had chocolate like this)

Well, there's literate, and illiterate
Can you tell me what this word is? (Not a bit of it)
Well, that's a vowel and that's a consonant

What's that now? You're talking nonsense
I should call it quits
But you've never sold chocolate like this

Well, there's chocolate
(I understand that)
And there's chocolate, totally true
Only Wonka drives a hole right through our profi-lets (yes)

But what I'm trying to tell you is that
If we don't get on top of this (uh-huh)
We'll go bust
Choc-apocalypse!

We'll cease to exist
But fellas, you've never had chocolate like this
No! We've never had chocolate like this

Well, there's chocolate (well, there's chocolate)
And there's chocolate (and there's chocolate)
Only mine will find you buying wedding frocke-lets

We have just tied the knot
And it's all because of Wonka's chocolate
Off to a life of bliss

You've never had chocolate like this
No, we've never had chocolate like this
Have you ever had chocolate like this?
No, we've never had chocolate, no
We've never had chocolate like this