Jamie Jumped the Grand Canyon

Gardens and insecticides, measure being rectified
Just like hearing your name get called, it echoes down the backlit hall
Picked a pepper pocket knife, winning a polygamous penguin fight
Sunday, Monday, Saturday, soup's prepared for the holiday

Climbing up the scaffolding, clinging to metallic sting
A boat that floats in oil wells, and a tree that's chopped, they're sure to sell
Flipping through your magazine, on a couch that's made of tangerines
Drinks and smokes that stain your teeth, and slip n slides made with antifreeze

Jamie jumped the Grand Canyon
Jamie thought that he could fly
Jamie got carried by 12 golden finches
Jamie jumped the Grand Canyon, and he missed
He missed by inches

Iron bars and flying cars, certificate proves that you own a star
Glue dispensed from a pointy stick, solid lead, bowling pins
Rolled up sleeves in a big black hat, a cockroach died from a heart attack
Gold belt buckle with a diamond stone, six brown buttons and a blueberry scone

Two old women and 33 kids, a broke down truck that slips and skids
Eating from an old tin can, a parakeet rescue caravan
Carpool with a chupacabra, bathtub filled with red hot lava
Interstate ramp held up by toothpicks, teaching orangutans how to drive stick shift

Getting lost in the supermarket, I'll fly away in my spaghetti powered rocket
Jamie jumped the Grand Canyon
Jamie thought that he could fly

Jamie got carried by 12 golden finches
Jamie jumped the Grand Canyon, and he missed
He missed by inches



Credits
Writer(s): Oscar Lindsey
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