Lovebomb

Yo, my momma always told me be careful who you with
Lock your heart 'til the right one come and take a sip
Might as well make it worth if it, if I'm risking getting cooties
Gotta tell you what my name is and that I think that you're a cutie

Unhinged, how my mind feels when you say my name
Infringed on my thoughts when I'm calling it a day
Been singed by the minefield of other girls' games
But my baby'd never do me dirty, never, no way

Done binged seven episodes beside you on the couch
Then I lost my dang mind when you said another round
Y'all cringed when you saw us passing notes in class
You think that was bad? Just wait and see us when we go to Sunday mass

(What, are you Catholic now?)
(Shut up, it rhymed!)

I've been hit by her Lovebomb, Lovebomb
(And I don't care if anyone sees us)
(While we're telling jokes to each other)
I've been hit by her Lovebomb, Lovebomb
(No, I'm not even embarrassed when they see us hold hands!)
(How fricking metal is that, brothers?)

Now pardon, I don't mean it if I seem precocious
But I'm mature as heck, the way I'm feeling these emotions
So adult, uh, restraint and respect
Don't give me drama, girl
Nothing's more important than our friendship

Other girls come around, I don't even notice
Only room for one girl, ain't no love mitosis
Catching eyes for another? Squash those feels like roaches
'Cause you more to me than seas prolly mean to Moses

Got me feelin' moronic, the waitin' was chronic for me to acknowledge
Ah, girl, but you got it, I ain't bein' ironic
No gin and tonic, all I need to get me wasted
Is for you to hold my hand and fricking ask me how my day was

I've been hit by her Lovebomb, Lovebomb
(Despite that, I am still very frightened by her father)
I've been hit by her Lovebomb, Lovebomb
(I hope he doesn't mind I wrote a weird song about his daughter)
I've been hit by her Lovebomb, Lovebomb
I've been hit by her Lovebomb, Lovebomb