Brooklyn, I'm Back!

Of course I've missed you
I've missed everyone
Everyone?
How can I be from Brooklyn
And not miss Brooklynites?

Crown Heights to Cypress Hills
Brighton Beach to Sea Gate
Brownsville to Chinatown
Prospect Park to Wingate

Williamsburg Bushwick
Red Hook Sunset Park
I know I missed some but that's a start
Go and shout the news from Bedford Avenue
I need a Wild East brew

If I could live anywhere
I wouldn't live anywhere but here
Brooklyn he's back
Born and raised here to stay
Baptized in Gowanus Bay
Brooklyn I'm
Glad to say I'm never going away
Got a tat on my back and it says BK!
Brooklyn I'm back
Whoo hoo hoo
Brooklyn I'm back

Let's hear it for the 718
We got your Joan Rivers Foxy Brown
Beastie Boys and Jay Z
Neil Diamond David Blaine
RGB and Spike Lee
Busta Rhymes Lou Reed Maggie Gyllenhaal
And Notorious B.I.G
You can tell them all that I'll be getting high
So just drop on by

If I could live anywhereI
wouldn't live anywhere but here
Brooklyn he's back!
Mom worked from 9 to 5
While Daddy drank at Alibi
Brooklyn I'd Love to own a home
Please say a prayer
But I swear to God
You gotta be a billionaire
Brooklyn I'm back
Whoo hoo hoo
Brooklyn I'm back
B!K! Brooklyn!
B!K! Brooklyn!
Ripped jeans Birkenstocks
Kaftan and a choker
Earrings statement beard
Dressed like I'm hungover
Pierced my nipple and it's really sore
But you know I'll go back for more
You can tell them that I'm free tonight
To sing at Baby's All Right

If I could live anywhere
I wouldn't live anywhere but here
Brooklyn, I'm back!
Only buy vintage clothes
Got an earring in my nose
Brooklyn will welcome you all
I know, that's not a shock
But we got a rule
You gotta wear crocs!

If I could live anywhere
I wouldn't live anywhere but here
Brooklyn, I'm back!
Born and raised here to stay
Hangin' till my dying day
Brooklyn we're
B!K! Brooklyn!
B!K! Brooklyn!
For those of you who are new to town
Or just moved here
Rent a CitiBike on a warm summer night
Have a hotdog in a shoebox
Catch a drag show at the Metropolitan
And drink Kings County whiskey on the rocks
Ride on up to Barclay's
Cuz you need to see my Nets play
You're in luck we got some Banksys you can see
And in case you didn't know it
One more thing
We hate the fuckin' Yankees!
If I could live anywhere
I wouldn't live anywhere but here
Brooklyn I'm back!
Born and raised here to stay
Baptized in Gowanus Bay
Brooklyn is a great place to move to
If you're feeling stuck
Except for the winter when it's
Cold as fuck!

If I could live anywhere
I wouldn't live anywhere but here
Brooklyn I'm back!
Green taxis yellow hair
Pockets on my underwear
If I could die anywhere
I wouldn't die anywhere but here
Brooklyn I'm back!
Bury me at Brooklyn Flea
Don't forget my favorite beanie
Brooklyn I'm

If I could live anywhere
I wouldn't live anywhere but here
Brooklyn I'm back!
Dancing at House of Yes
Champs Hippie Skillet Hash
Brooklyn, I'm back!
If I could fly anywhere
I wouldn't fly anywhere but here
Brooklyn I'm back!
Go away are you OK?
That'll really be the day
Brooklyn we're
B!K! Brooklyn!
B!K! Brooklyn!
B!K! Brooklyn!
That's our house!