Lazy Lou

Lazy Lou took on himself to find the truth
But wouldn't move, an inch of his brown couch
He called his friend, "Joe come on over, give a hand"
But Joe has a wife and kids

Lou thought hard, the truth lies in the purest hearts
He sought the address of a Jehovah's witness stand
They smiled so bright, the sun was shining on their side
But Lou's truth was no where to be found

Fill in the template, donate for Pete's sake
Say your prayers, and spread the love of Christ
Lou felt it's overwhelming "sorry gotta be back on my couch"

The church is dead, and Muslim rules are hard to bare
Lou thought "Well I'm Jewish on my mother's side"
The Rabbi flirt, "you're one of us come join the klan
Of the ancient Hebrew spell"

Rabbi Lou has 13 kids and a brand new look
His long beard brings a cheer to Stamford Hill
He couldn't find that truth that has been on his mind
And settled with a lie



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Writer(s): Daniel Green
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