Waffle House (Freestyle)

(girlfriend boyfriend)
Yeah?

(Wrigs)
I have no idea

(girlfriend boyfriend)
I mean should we just go
And whatever comes comes—

(Wrigs)
Waffle House

(girlfriend boyfriend)
It's— What?

(Wrigs)
I'm always up like a Waffle House
Come and see what I'm all about
Me and them had a fallin out
I'll stay living at this Waffle House

Lick it quick before the syrup drips
Here you've always got a place to sip
The bowls I pack you can always rip
I want it covered smothered, and topped

The real friends are the drugs you take along the way
I think I refried my whole entire brain
Goodbye hug i wished that you could stay
When we tried I nearly missed our train
The real drugs are the friends you make along the way

I'm always up like a Waffle House
Take a peak where I like to pout
Their always here so I never doubt
I'll keep on breathing at this Waffle House

I solve a Rubik's cube in a minute flat
Guess where I sat when I learned that
You're less than impressed yeah I heard that
Tryna catch ya blind as a batatat

The real friends are the drugs you take along the way
My perfect cats make me grit my teeth
See if we can make it to the alps sometime this may
Just take a scoop I have plenty of keif
You're god is dead because I killed her kay?
The real drugs are the friends you make along the way

I'm always up like a Waffle House
You can call or give a shout
Just wait there I'm in and out
I'll meet you at the Waffle House

They say nothing good happens over night
I'll keep on dipping out from every fight
Blalala la blah RawrxD (uwu *nuzzles u*)

(girlfriend boyfriend)
Yo, I got this uh
Trans-girl sitting on my couch right now
Tryna force me to make music
Fuck this bitch dude, I don't wanna do this shit

Don't mind me cause I may sound stupid
I get a little high off some shrooms and
I may be seeing double, but I'm not
I'm tryna keep this trans chick off my cock

OR NOT

Up the whole night, I got 24 hour service
If you think this beat is sick then yeah I did it on purpose
Cause all the voices in my head are turning into a circus
Yeah if you want some mental illness then I've got you a surplus

I'm always up like a waffle house
Cause I can't stop thinking how
I think I might starting coming out
Just in case there was any doubt

I'm always up like a waffle house
I'm just so sleep deprived right now
Cause I— What?
I forgot my line. Fuck

I look over, girl on my sofa, drinking a soda
She's borderline bipolar tryna make a DoorDash order
I told her shit is closed but it just doesn't fucking matter
As I'm horrified that this girl is going to go haywire

I'ma come right out and say it, all you straight boys make me sick
Let me bimbofy you, transition and maybe let me hit
Oh you're getting pissy? You're boutta have a hissy fit?

Shit

Let me take a few hits just before you lose it
I'ma just try to stay on time with the music
I'm gonna try to make a new lick
Settle down, I know the beat's confusin

I'm making bank while I'm working at the office
Don't really work, just take advantage of my bosses
Think that you can serve but ur just taking all these losses
Put you in a coffin so it might be time to drop it

(Wrigs + girlfriend boyfriend)
Waffle House! Waffle House!
Waffle House! Waffle House!
Waffle House! Waffle House!
Waffle House! Waffle House!
Waffle House! Waffle House!
Waffle House! Waffle House!
Waffle House! Waffle House!
Waffle House! Waffles
Yo waffle waffle, waffles?
Syrup. Raisin Bran!
Cereal! Cereal. Awwww!