Mr Farts Tours the World

Sooo How was mr farts tour of the uk

Well he
Farted on lepricorn
Farted on a Scotsman
Farted on a sheep
And the Queen

Farted in a Yorkshire pudding
Farted on a haggis
Farted on my fish
And chips

Farted on James Bond
Farted on Mr bean
Farted in a cup
Of tea

Farted in a bagpipe
Farted on a harp
Farted in a flute
With a toot

Fart, fart, fart

He Farted on the English
Farted on the Scottish
Farted on the Irish
And the welsh

Farted on a unicorn
Farted on puffin
Farted in an iron
Bru

Farted in a Guinness
Farted in a whiskey
Farted in a pot of
Gold

Farted on Big Ben
Farted on number 10
Farted from the top
Of the shard

- Sounds like he had a good time!

- Yep

- Did he make any friends?

- Well he

Farted on pewdipie
Farted on KSI
Farted on your mum
And your dad

Farted on Ali-a
Farted on Jessie-J
Farted on your grandpa
And your gran

Farted on a otter
Farted on Harry Potter
Farted on your uncle
And your aunt

Farted on the stig
Farted on Peppa Pig
Farted on simon
Cowell
Fart, fart, fart
- What a trip!

- Yer, wait till he tours America!



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Writer(s): Hugo Catchpole
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