Internet Blues

Downloading a file, and it's taking all night
The progress bar's stuck, not a single byte
Reset the router twice, and all the lights are full
But my internet is slower than a sloth on a midnight stroll

Another night, another fight, with the Wi-Fi in my face
Signal strength on empty, download speed's a disgrace
Hit play on that new video, gotta watch it, gotta see
But the buffering wheel's a-spinnin', mocking laughter seems to me

Subscribed to fiber optic, they said upload speeds were fast
But when it comes to loading times, this one is always last
Finally loaded the message app, now I'm chatting with my friend
We've only said two lines, but now I guess that is the end

Downloading a file, and it's taking all night
The progress bar's stuck, not a single byte
Reset the router twice, and all the lights are full
But my internet is slower than a sloth on a midnight stroll

I crank up my beats, volume up on ten
Ready to stream, I gotta jam again
Click the play button, my adrenaline flows
But all I see is that the spinning ring froze

Just started a download, now I'm shedding a tear
Because the estimated time remaining says a year

Downloading a file, and it's taking all night
The progress bar's stuck, not a single byte
Reset the router twice, and all the lights are full
But my internet is slower than a sloth on a midnight stroll

Paint dries faster than my internet runs
This might even be slower than those dial-up ones
Loading this site is making me start to snooze
I just continue to sing these internet blues