Low Body Count

You want a girl with a low body count
You want a girl with a low body count but
You been plantin' seeds in every garden in town
You took home the World Cup for most goals scored
Every hole in town you been plugging your AUX cord
But your beauty queen can't have taken any trophies home
You want a girl with a low body count
But hey, who's counting

He wants her to have the body of a Miss Venezuela
But kept under wraps like a nun Ave Maria
Out there not getting none
He got all the machismo but none
Of the looks of a stud from a Telenovela
I won't ask where she learned it from
What she learned, she's no Cinderella
And frankly my dear I don't give a damn

His loss is my gain
My gain from your restrain
My gain is her domain
You weigh a simple ton and plain
I'll just benefit from her experience earned
She's been putting in the miles on her body
She's my F1 driver with nerve
She takes on the gearshift
Mami can take on any curve
If something like that make you wanna swerve
I'll be in the rear view
Bout to gain on her terrain
Cause the fuel in my tank
Gets drained the same either way

You want a girl with a low body count
You want a girl with a low body count but
You been plantin' seeds in every garden in town
You took home the World Cup for most goals scored
Every hole in town you been plugging your AUX cord
But your beauty queen can't have taken any knight's sword
You want a girl with a low body count
But hey, who's counting

You wanna girl with a low body count
But who's counting
Should your future queen be concerned
How many nails you're out there pounding

Happy for the ones who are out there free free
Getting their own
Cause otherwise it would be just me and my hand
On a Saturday night getting off alone
I'm a lot of things but a goddamn hypocrite ain't one
I know what I am and if that makes me a man-whore
Frankly my dear I don't give a damn for I hit and quit any one
I know no hoe better be countin' on me
To be on some Pope Francis celibacy
I said no hoe better be counting on me
To be on some Pope Francis celibacy

You want a girl with a low body count
You want a girl with a low body count but
You been plantin' seeds in every garden in town
You took home the World Cup for most goals scored
Every hole in town you been plugging your AUX cord
But your beauty queen's castle can't have been explored
You want a girl with a low body count
But hey, who's counting

You wanna girl with a low body count
But who's counting
Should your future queen be concerned
How many nails you're out there pounding

Drop that body low
Drop that body low girl
Count one two threee four
Drop that body low
Count 'em as you go
Matthew, Mark, Luke or Joe

Drop that body low
Drop that body low girl
Count one two three four
Would you drop that body low
Drop that body low
Who you gonna take home

Just don't think you understand
Girls go through 50 frogs to find a prince
When the shots don't always land
You end up with the wrong man
So if your university years
And all your opposite sex peers
Taught you all the things you know now
And I benefit from all your know how
Lucky me you graduated with a degree
PHD Masters in Anatomy
She likes the homework in sensuality
Four.zero graphic in and out of me

You want a girl with a low body count
You want a girl with a low body count but
You been plantin' seeds in every garden in town
You took home the World Cup for most goals scored
Every hole in town you been plugging your AUX cord
But your beauty queen can't have been adored
You want a girl with a low body count
But hey, who's counting

Drop that body low
Drop that body low girl
Count one two three four
Drop that body low
Count 'em as you go
Matthew, Mark, Luke or Joe

Drop that body low
Drop that body low girl
Count one two three four
Would you drop that body low
Drop that body low
Matthew, Mark, Luke or Joe

Drop that body low
Drop that body low girl
Count one two three four
Drop that body low
Who you gonna take home