Tree Dick

In the heat of Spain
Where the sun does shine
There's a tale of adventure
A boy named Mateo

With his brother by his side
They ran wild and free
Oh, the pain he would find
On the branch of that tree

Summer days filled with laughter and fun
Underneath the Spanish suns

Mateo never was the same (never the same)
And the tree was to blame
Running so fast, not looking where he went (was the same)
And the tree was to blame
Running so fast, not looking where he went
Mateo's little twig would never look the same

Fate had a plan
A twist in the game
A fight with that branch
Meant his crotch burst with pain

Mateo ran home with tears in his eyes
Faster than a Spanish stallion, he couldn't deny
He showed the wound to his mother, full of pain
His mother covered it in shame, feeling the strain

To the hospital, they went seeking solace and care
The doctors horrified, the sight was too much to bear
They said, "No boy should live with such a dick wound"
They fought to heal his innocence

This they vowed, the days filled with laughter and fun (and fun)
Underneath the Spanish sun, Spanish sun

Mayo never was the same (never the same)
The tree was to blame
His dick, a sight that would make you wince
From balls to penis tip, impossible to undo
New life sprouted, turning him into something new

Mateo, oh, Mateo, forever changed you'll be
With a tree dick growing wild and free
No more running in the Spanish sun
But a unique story you've become

Summer days filled with laughter and fun
Underneath the Spanish sun (Spanish sun)
Mateo never was the same, never was same
And now "Tree Dick" was his name