Doorknob

Me and Brodie found a body behind Taco Bell
See a lot of roses, but you won't see me stop and smell
Call me Ozzy Osbourne, I'm just out here rocking well
Foreign car, and I got a whole lot of cheese in the back

Going gluten-free, hit you with a vegan attack
Instrumental fast as hell, I don't know if I can rap
I just looked around the room, and I knew it was a trap
Remember high school gym class, we was doing laps

I was in the courtyard, chillin' with my chaps
Hanging out with the fellas, talking about what's the haps
Random funny thing happened to me, put it in my raps
Maybe I got a green thumb, invest in a garden

Step back from society, no James Harden
Didn't even walk in yet, but the party started
And I look old as hell, I don't get hardly carded
And what's crazy is I'm really 18

80% of the 315 is getting fake green
Better look inside that motherfucker, is the shake clean
I do a lot I don't think the state sees
In a party, it's five people named Stacy

Ocky in the deli, trying to sell me laced weed
Like a chocolate bar, yeah I stay sweet
I can't take up trapping, cause I really hate feens
In the backyard, I'm just tryna grill baked beans

Scammer in my phone, saying wait please
In the forest, I'm a robber, I'll really take trees
Brodie shopping at Ross, why he got fake bs
Paparazzi on my ass, I ain't even say cheese

Uh, hotel, talking about a late fee
In the bank, panicking, I'm just getting shaky
You would think I'm in the presence of a damn lady
Yeah, I don't even have close friends, no lil baby

It's just me and myself on the daily
But I'm prepared if anybody wanna play me
In the greenhouse with the flora and the fauna, baby