Dadbod (1993)
I'm a little useless
You're nauseous when I drive
I'm always asking for second servings
And leave dishes in the sink overnight
I test your patience
And you love me how
You've seen my Bologna pony
You know nothing I should brag about
I'm no Doctor but even I can see
Our sex life's stagnant and it's all on me
Cause I like cookies and Mickey d's
So I have a dadbod but I was born in 1993
You always wake up
Cause I snore too loud
When I open my front camera I look like Jabba the Hutt ate a cow
Now I know why
You always drink
I have the body type of Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc
I'm no Doctor but even I can see
Our sex life's stagnant and it's all on me
Cause I like cookies and Mickey d's
So I have a dadbod but I was born in 1993
1993 was the best year by far
We had Power Rangers and Jurassic park
I'm sorry for my stretch marks
I'm no Doctor but even I can see
Our love life's stagnant and babe, it's all on me
I'm on the couch, but you still can't sleep
So I have a dadbod but I was born in 1993
I'm no Doctor but even I can see
Our sex life's stagnant and it's all on me
Cause I like cookies and Mickey d's
So I have a dadbod but I was born in 1993
1993
You're nauseous when I drive
I'm always asking for second servings
And leave dishes in the sink overnight
I test your patience
And you love me how
You've seen my Bologna pony
You know nothing I should brag about
I'm no Doctor but even I can see
Our sex life's stagnant and it's all on me
Cause I like cookies and Mickey d's
So I have a dadbod but I was born in 1993
You always wake up
Cause I snore too loud
When I open my front camera I look like Jabba the Hutt ate a cow
Now I know why
You always drink
I have the body type of Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc
I'm no Doctor but even I can see
Our sex life's stagnant and it's all on me
Cause I like cookies and Mickey d's
So I have a dadbod but I was born in 1993
1993 was the best year by far
We had Power Rangers and Jurassic park
I'm sorry for my stretch marks
I'm no Doctor but even I can see
Our love life's stagnant and babe, it's all on me
I'm on the couch, but you still can't sleep
So I have a dadbod but I was born in 1993
I'm no Doctor but even I can see
Our sex life's stagnant and it's all on me
Cause I like cookies and Mickey d's
So I have a dadbod but I was born in 1993
1993
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