Ricky

Friday night, and I just clocked out of my dumbass nine to five
Round and round on the hamster wheel of my stupid fucking life
I hit my local bar and see a picture on the wall
It's a bunch of rugged cowboys and I'm jealous of them all
They look happy, they look free
That's exactly what I need
So I drive out to a farm
And I buy a fucking horse

I just bought a horse
I just bought a horse
I just bought a horse
And I named him Ricky
I just bought a horse
I just bought a horse
I just bought a horse
But I don't know where to put him

I ride Ricky home and put him out back in the yard
I don't have any rope so I hope he don't go far
Ricky's looking hungry but I don't know what he eats
So I make him ravioli and I pray he goes to sleep
But in the morning, he's gone
Where did I go wrong?
So I run out to my car
But I sold it for the horse
Fuck

I just lost my horse
I just lost my horse
I just lost my horse
Where are you, Ricky?
I just lost my horse
I just lost my horse
I just lost my horse
In New York City

From the upper east side to the lower east side
From Brooklyn to The Bronx
I looked everywhere for Ricky but I guess my best friend's gone
Then I see a big strong beautiful horse with a policeman on top
I realise it's Ricky so I punch the fucking cop
He pepper sprays me in the face and says I'm going to jail
I wipe the mace out of my eyes and realise

That was not my horse
That was not my horse
That was not my horse
It just looked like Ricky
That was not my horse
I just punched a cop
I just punched a cop
I'm gonna go to prison

I'm gonna go to prison
(Oh yeah, boys, yee haw ha ha)
I'm going to jail because I punched a horse cop
I'm going to jail because I punched a horse cop
I'm going to jail because I punched a horse cop
I'm going to jail because I punched a horse cop
I punched a horse cop



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Writer(s): Eric Jackowitz, Ethan Edenburg, Thomas Mcgovern
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