First Thing I Do in the Morning

No need to be a rockstar
To live like one
Does it sound normal to you
That sleeping babies make me wanna
Shout and jump? (Louder!)
Became a supervillain
Just cause I don't like surprises
You're either mine or right
Don't look for memories, only keep alibis
We won't aim nothing but pleasure
Can't fake the music we like
I could get anxiogenic
If you dared to wish me good night now
Various beginnings same end
Handcuffs and maple syrup
Then first thing I do in the morning
First thing I do in the morning
First thing I do in the morning is to wake up

Don't you marry the drummer
If you can't see the drums
Black-eyed babe on the boarwalk mumbles
"When dreams do come true
They also become bored"
Yes power to the women!
They can't get as dumb as us
Our lifes were great child drawings
Then we all found out about scissors
I meant to say something deep
But Shakespeare said it before
I take one shower per week
When my maid washes the floor
If you have any complains
Seek out for my french bulldog
Meanwhile first thing I'll do in the morning
First thing I'll do in the morning
First thing I'll do in the morning'll be to wake up

First thing I do in the morning
Very first painful glance at the clock
Those pancakes sure smell good darlin'
But please get rid of all the maple syrup
I say "Is it true freedom
If you are your own slave?"
Love? Of course I'm interested
If it goes in microwaves
Wondering how
Many lies can you live
And how much pain you can stop
This sun is fired, tell him!
Why did I forget to count?
Perhaps not comfortably, but definitely numb doc
How many hearts can you lock with just one lock?
Oh first thing I do in the morning is to wake up