Wisconsin Bars

There's no standing in line
Near a Lakefront sign
The Friday special you heard
Battered fish n' curds

The mounted heads of deer
Won't seem weird
After a game of dice & some pull tabs
It ain't too hard

Wisconsin bars sure party hard
$3 beer, I can't think clear
But we're all friends
Singing again
To a country song, I belong in Wisconsin bars (alright now)

We got darts on the wall
Poker in the hall
The bloody mary's are served
With beef sticks and beer chasers, mmm!

The locals sit in stools
And sure seem cool
When the Packers play this sunday
We're all diehards (woo!)

Wisconsin bars sure party hard
$3 beer, I can't think clear
But we're all friends
Singing again
To a country song, I belong in Wisconsin bars

The FIBs up for a Cubs game
May even seem OK (Boo! I don't think so... I mean, they're terrible drivers)
After another round
They're bound to do no harm (c'mon, everybody!)

Wisconsin bars (Wisconsin bars!) sure party hard (and love PBR!)
$3 beer (ice cold beer!), I can't think clear (Fear The Deer!)
But we're all friends (getting drunk again!)
Singing again (to the end!)
To a country song, we belong in Wisconsin bars (Yeehaw!)
Yea, this country song's for Wisconsin bars (yessir, woohoo! Go Packers!)