Meathead Olympics

Paper cut from a coffee cup
Drive a five-and-a-half-inch nail right through my tongue
Stapled shut, left-hand uppercut
Do whatever it takes for you to shut me up

And I know, and I know that I reap what I sow
But my lips, they have grown
With a mind of their o-own, yeah

Smooth as fuck, neurons run amok
Gotta Pavlov my brain into suitable gunk
And change in time before the finish line
'Cause your heart deserves someone who can get it right

But I'm a dunce, dumb of ass
Way too blunt and, oh, so crass
You just seem delicate to my meatheadedness

I wanna hold you so tight
But I'm scared, I'll squeeze 'til you pop if I try
So I stare at the sun like a troglodyte
And yet there you glow deeper into my mind, deeper into my mind

I've got bones made of steel
Yet I don't know how to feel
When I sense your soft touch
Oh, it gives me a rush

I wanna hold you so tight
But I'm scared, I'll squeeze 'til you pop if I try
So I stare at the sun like a troglodyte
And yet there you glow deeper into my mind

It's not hard to do
Yeah, especially when my brain cell count don't pass two
Yeah, these words they never come out easily
But all that I can think about is you (whoo!)