The (Better) Greta Thunberg Song

Greta doesn't eat feta
Halloumi, camembert, brie or cheddar
And if Greta had a piece of bruschetta
There wouldn't be any mozzarella

Greta doesn't wear leather
It's getting too hot for it in this weather
And Greta doesn't buy a new sweater
Unless she thinks it's going to last forever

Because Thunberg can see
When the icecaps unfreeze
You can say bye bye to humanity
When we're starving in deserts and drowning in seas
COVID-19 will seem like a breeze

The ocean is wet
It's getting wetter and wetter
You've got to listen listen listen listen listen to Greta
We're all so dead
We're getting deader and deader
You've got to listen listen listen listen listen to Greta

Greta doesn't own a shredder
She hasn't got anything to hide whatsoever
But big oil's got a big vendetta
And there's old white men out to get her

Greta is very very clever
When she missed school her grades got better
Now she's every nation's national treasure
But she doesn't do the work for pleasure

Because Thunberg can see
With a few more degrees
We'll all burn and die in this century
So sing this for Greta when you're out on the streets
And pay Oli Frost the song royalties

The thermostat's red
It's getting redder and redder
You've got to listen listen listen listen listen to Greta
There's more rain ahead
You better get your umbrella
You've got to listen listen listen listen
Listen to Greta



Credits
Writer(s): Oli Frost
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