Leslie <3

Leslie
I saw you shopping for that shirt
For your camping trip
It hurt
Still young
And just as dangerous
As I once knew

And you still suck
but I still think about you

You'd rather sleep with scorpions in your pillow every night
Than to come back home to me
I'm a coyote howling in the night
And I'm moving to West Texas out of spite

Maybe we can sit around the fire and burn your shit
All the whip-its you said you never did
And someday I'll be sitting here in Marfa with my cat

And you'll still suck
And I'll still think about that

I'd rather sleep with scorpions on my pillow every night
Than to come back home to you
I'm a coyote howling in the night
And I'm moving to West Texas out of spite

Did yall know that whip-its
also called laughing gas or hippy crack
is a slang term for steel cartridges filled with nitrous oxide?
Some people believe that whip-its are safer to use than other inhalant drugs, but whip-its are BAD
Additionally, scorpion stings account for putting 3,000 poor souls out to pasture each year worldwide
That's equivalent to 3,000 level five druids on a raid of crucible of storms with no TANK!
(no tank?)

You'd rather sleep with scorpions on your pillow every night
Than to come back home to me
I'm a coyote howling at the moon
And I'm moving to West Texas, fuck you
And I'll be moving to Arizona, fuck you
And I'm moving to Westeros, fuck you