Schrödinger Man (Avant-Garde)

"Amid the infinity of Space, the vast..."
"...not travel in vacuous Space
It sure does explain Time. Ha!"
"How clever you are, Mr. Professor!"
"It is nothing, darling
Here, a kiss on your sexy lips
Smooch!"
"Ah yes, as I was saying
Anything the mass of a pigeon brain
Can occupy the sum total of
Space in our Universe
And thus travel at the speed of..."
"...Professor!"
"It is nothing, darling
Here, a kiss on your sexy lips
Smooch!"
"Ah yes, as I was saying
Anything the mass of a pigeon brain
Can occupy the sum total of
Space in our Universe
And thus travel at the speed of
Speed of
Thus travel at the speed of
The speed of
Speed of..."

"Awake, you good-for-nothing
Vegetable
The land lord
Is here for
The rent again!"
(Wife)

"Food for everything eatable, bah
So much for the pent-house
Lord of the Promised Land!"
"Gee, Mr. Professor
Your Theory shall solve
All the problems of Time & Space
That puzzled even Einstein
You are sure to win the Nobel!"

Dot dot dot dot dot

"Awake, you good-for-nothing
Vegetable
The land lord
Is here for
The rent again!"

"Food for everything eatable, bah
So much for the pent-house
Lord of the Promised Land!"
"Gee, Mr. Professor
Your Theory shall solve
All the problems of Time & Space
That puzzled even Einstein
You are sure to win the Nobel!"

Dot dot dot dot dot
Dot dot dot dot dot
Dot dot dot dot dot
Dot dot dot dot dot
Dot dot dot dot dot
Dot dot dot dot dot

"Awake, you good
Vegetable
The land lord
Is here for
The rent again!"
"Food for everything eatable, bah
So much for the pent-house
Lord of the Promised Land!"
"Gee, Mr. Professor
Your Theory shall solve
All the problems of Time & Space
That puzzled even Einstein
You are sure to win the Nobel!"

Dot dot dot dot dot
Dot dot dot

"Bucket of water!"
Shhh
"Bucket of what?"
Shhh
Shhh
Shhh
Shhh

"Oh, my God! Widow!"

"Awake, you good-for-nothing
Vegetable
The land lord
Is here for
The rent again!"
"Food for everything eatable, bah
So much for the pent-house
Lord of the Promised Land!"
"Gee, Mr. Professor
Your Theory shall solve
All the problems of Time & Space
That puzzled even Einstein..."

"Bucket of water!"
"Quotes do not close
Shh

He's dead! He's alive! He's dead! He's alive
He's dead! He's alive! He's dead! He's alive

"Bucket of water!"
Shh

"Bucket of water!"
Shh

Wife
Widow
Wife again
Widow again
Wife
Widow
Wife again
Widow again
He's dead! He's alive! He's dead! He's alive

He's dead, he's alive, he's dead, he's alive
He's dead, he's alive, he's dead, he's alive
He's dead, he's alive, he's dead, he's alive
He's dead, he's alive, he's dead, he's alive
Wife again
He's dead, he's alive, he's dead, he's alive
He's dead, he's alive, he's dead, he's alive
Wife again
He's dead, he's alive, he's dead, he's alive
He's dead, he's alive, he's dead, he's alive
Wife again
Dead, alive
Dead, alive
Dead, alive
Dead, alive

He's dead
He's alive
He's dead
He's alive

He's dead
He's alive
He's dead
He's alive