Can't Trust a Fart

It's a sunny day, I'm feelin' all right,
Walkin' through town with my jeans so tight.
Had a little lunch, just a chili dog,
Feelin' like I'm king, got my eggnog
Felt it rumble, a little puff of air,
Thought I'd let it slip, nobody would care.
But oh no, things went south real fast,
Now I'm clenching cheeks and tryin' to last!

You can't trust a fart, not one little bit,
It might seem safe, but it'll turn on you quick.
A quiet little toot could tear you apart,
You better watch out, you can't trust a fart!
Yeah, can't trust a fart, don't take the chance,
It could end in disaster right in your pants.
Thought it'd be silent, just a little air art,
But now I know better, you can't trust a fart!

I was in the elevator, on my way up,
Feelin' kinda bloated from that coffee cup.
Thought I'd let it go, no one would know,
But suddenly, the stink started to grow.

People lookin' at me, I'm sweatin' in fear,
That's when I knew my worst nightmare was here.
Should've held it in, should've played it smart,
But I learned the hard way, can't trust a fart!

You can't trust a fart, not one little bit,
It might seem safe, but it'll turn on you quick.
A quiet little toot could tear you apart,
You better watch out, you can't trust a fart!
Yeah, can't trust a fart, don't take the chance,
It could end in disaster right in your pants.
Thought it'd be silent, just a little air art,
But now I know better, you can't trust a fart!

Beans and broccoli, burritos too,
All these foods got a mission to crush you!
You think it's a breeze, just a quick little blow,
Next thing you know, it's an explosive show!

I was at a wedding, dancin' real slow,
Feelin' like a star in the candlelight glow.
Had a little champagne, feelin' kinda free,
Then the bubble hit me unexpectedly.

Thought I'd sneak it out, real smooth, no sound,
But then came the rumble, a low bass pound.
Bride gave me a look, groom stopped in his tracks,
Now I'm moonwalkin' backward, never comin' back!

You can't trust a fart, not one little bit,
It might seem safe, but it'll turn on you quick.
A quiet little toot could tear you apart,
You better watch out, you can't trust a fart!
Yeah, can't trust a fart, don't take the chance,
It could end in disaster right in your pants.
Thought it'd be silent, just a little air art,
But now I know better, you can't trust a fart!

So next time you feel it, just hold it



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Writer(s): David Moore
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