You Can't Wear Pajamas on Pajama Day
Waking up this morning, it's pajama day at school
Scooby-Doo pajamas on with a matching hoodie, too
I go downstairs to greet my dad, he says"You can't wear that today"
And when I asked him why, well, here's what he did say
You can't wear pajamas on pajama day
Cuz' I can see your bulge
You can't wear pajamas on pajama day
No, I'm sorry to divulge
They just don't fit, but I wish they did
Cuz' nobody wants to see that, kid
So go away and keep that hid, cause I can see your bulge
Went up to my bedroom, changed around my clothes
Headed back downstairs, but then a new issue arose
But when I went to head on down to feed my dog some food
Dad took one look at my crack, and I knew that I was screwed
You can't wear pajamas on pajama day
Cuz' I can see your crack
You can't wear pajamas on pajama day
Cuz' it's decency that you lack
Not to be crass, but this won't pass
Cuz' nobody wants to see your ass
So go away, we're at an impasse
Cuz' I can see your crack
I tried one last time to wear something else instead
But once I was downstairs once more
That's where I was misled
Because I started to feel a fart
But when I went to toot, it was a shart
And Dad said, you almost blew your pants apart
And now I can see your shart
You can't wear pajamas on pajama day
Cuz' I can see your shart
You can't wear pajamas on pajama day
Cuz' you thought it was a fart
I'm gonna depart, Cuz' it smells like fart
But you just made a work of art
I wish this day you could just restart
Cuz' I can see your shart
I can see your shart
I can see your shart
Scooby-Doo pajamas on with a matching hoodie, too
I go downstairs to greet my dad, he says"You can't wear that today"
And when I asked him why, well, here's what he did say
You can't wear pajamas on pajama day
Cuz' I can see your bulge
You can't wear pajamas on pajama day
No, I'm sorry to divulge
They just don't fit, but I wish they did
Cuz' nobody wants to see that, kid
So go away and keep that hid, cause I can see your bulge
Went up to my bedroom, changed around my clothes
Headed back downstairs, but then a new issue arose
But when I went to head on down to feed my dog some food
Dad took one look at my crack, and I knew that I was screwed
You can't wear pajamas on pajama day
Cuz' I can see your crack
You can't wear pajamas on pajama day
Cuz' it's decency that you lack
Not to be crass, but this won't pass
Cuz' nobody wants to see your ass
So go away, we're at an impasse
Cuz' I can see your crack
I tried one last time to wear something else instead
But once I was downstairs once more
That's where I was misled
Because I started to feel a fart
But when I went to toot, it was a shart
And Dad said, you almost blew your pants apart
And now I can see your shart
You can't wear pajamas on pajama day
Cuz' I can see your shart
You can't wear pajamas on pajama day
Cuz' you thought it was a fart
I'm gonna depart, Cuz' it smells like fart
But you just made a work of art
I wish this day you could just restart
Cuz' I can see your shart
I can see your shart
I can see your shart
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Writer(s): Thomas Brown
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