I'm Bald and Blind Baby
Yo, have I got yo attention,
Blind guy on a date, I'm on a mission?
Got my cane in hand and my heart in the game,
Gonna charm this hot lady, I can feel her flame
Rolling in the car, got my shades on tight,
Can't see dat body, but I'm feeling alright!
She's a knockout, a stunna, I can hear her smile,
But I'm tripping on the sidewalk-girl I got style!
I'm bald and blind, baby!
Can't see the sights,
Sportin' my skinny jeans
Glad they ain't tight!
I'm bald and blind, baby!
Got my heart open wide.
Hope she thinks I'm sexy
I'm searchin' for a bride!
We hit The Roadhouse, I'm feeling so bold,
But I can't see the menu, Boo, this is getting old!
She's laughing so hard, says, "Do you want a croissant?"
She's rollin' her eyes, "You can have whatcha you want!"
I'm bald and blind, baby!
Can't see the sights,
Sportin' my skinny jeans
Glad they ain't tight!
I'm bald and blind, baby!
Got my heart open wide,
Hope she thinks I'm sexy
I'm searchin' for a bride!
Now we're walking outside, and I'm feeling the breeze,
But I run into a pole, oh man, oh jeez!
I say, "Watch out, world, I'm a blind dynamo,
Get out da way, we gotta go!"
I'm like, "I'm Blind and I'm sexy!" I'm trying to flirt,
But I can't see her face, it's driving me berserk!
Is she tall, is she short? Hopin' shes not fat?
I'm just hoping she's skinny,
Homey ain't down with dat!
I'm bald and blind, baby!
Can't see the sights,
Sportin' my skinny jeans
Glad they ain't tight!
I'm bald and blind, baby!
Got my heart open wide,
Hope she thinks I'm sexy
I'm searchin' for a bride!
Now we're at the park, thought I'd show her my moves,
Playing some cornhole, man, im gonna lose!
She's holding my hand, says, "You're doing just fine," You only lost three bags, "glad they weren't mine!"
I'm bald and blind, baby!
Can't see the sights,
Sportin' my skinny jeans
Glad they ain't tight!
I'm bald and blind, baby!
Got my heart open wide,
Hope she thinks I'm sexy
I'm searchin' for a bride!
I'm bald and blind, baby!
Can't see the sights, Sportin' my skinny jeans
Glad they ain't tight!
I'm bald and blind, baby!
Got my heart open wide hope she thinks I'm hot
I'm searchin' for a bride
Can't see the beauty, but this girl is real!"
A hot chick in my future
Love, it's all in the feel,
With every step I take, I'm just finding my way,
In this crazy world, she's my eyes for the day!
So here's to the nights when I can't see a thing,
Just holdin' on tight, lettin' the good vibes ring!
I'm bald and blind, baby, but I'm loving this ride,
With my gorgeous date, maybe some day my bride!
Blind guy on a date, I'm on a mission?
Got my cane in hand and my heart in the game,
Gonna charm this hot lady, I can feel her flame
Rolling in the car, got my shades on tight,
Can't see dat body, but I'm feeling alright!
She's a knockout, a stunna, I can hear her smile,
But I'm tripping on the sidewalk-girl I got style!
I'm bald and blind, baby!
Can't see the sights,
Sportin' my skinny jeans
Glad they ain't tight!
I'm bald and blind, baby!
Got my heart open wide.
Hope she thinks I'm sexy
I'm searchin' for a bride!
We hit The Roadhouse, I'm feeling so bold,
But I can't see the menu, Boo, this is getting old!
She's laughing so hard, says, "Do you want a croissant?"
She's rollin' her eyes, "You can have whatcha you want!"
I'm bald and blind, baby!
Can't see the sights,
Sportin' my skinny jeans
Glad they ain't tight!
I'm bald and blind, baby!
Got my heart open wide,
Hope she thinks I'm sexy
I'm searchin' for a bride!
Now we're walking outside, and I'm feeling the breeze,
But I run into a pole, oh man, oh jeez!
I say, "Watch out, world, I'm a blind dynamo,
Get out da way, we gotta go!"
I'm like, "I'm Blind and I'm sexy!" I'm trying to flirt,
But I can't see her face, it's driving me berserk!
Is she tall, is she short? Hopin' shes not fat?
I'm just hoping she's skinny,
Homey ain't down with dat!
I'm bald and blind, baby!
Can't see the sights,
Sportin' my skinny jeans
Glad they ain't tight!
I'm bald and blind, baby!
Got my heart open wide,
Hope she thinks I'm sexy
I'm searchin' for a bride!
Now we're at the park, thought I'd show her my moves,
Playing some cornhole, man, im gonna lose!
She's holding my hand, says, "You're doing just fine," You only lost three bags, "glad they weren't mine!"
I'm bald and blind, baby!
Can't see the sights,
Sportin' my skinny jeans
Glad they ain't tight!
I'm bald and blind, baby!
Got my heart open wide,
Hope she thinks I'm sexy
I'm searchin' for a bride!
I'm bald and blind, baby!
Can't see the sights, Sportin' my skinny jeans
Glad they ain't tight!
I'm bald and blind, baby!
Got my heart open wide hope she thinks I'm hot
I'm searchin' for a bride
Can't see the beauty, but this girl is real!"
A hot chick in my future
Love, it's all in the feel,
With every step I take, I'm just finding my way,
In this crazy world, she's my eyes for the day!
So here's to the nights when I can't see a thing,
Just holdin' on tight, lettin' the good vibes ring!
I'm bald and blind, baby, but I'm loving this ride,
With my gorgeous date, maybe some day my bride!
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Writer(s): David Moore
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