It's A Wrap

This year started with a little hope in the air
Resolutions and dreams, I had not a care
With every twist and turn I kept both hands on the reins
And now that the year is over, I got one thing to say

What the fuck, it's Christmas
And I am out here barely hanging on
Where the fuck, did the year go?
All the phony cheer just feels so wrong
I'mma gift wrapping now, tryna turn it around
Whatever will be will be
God, this year was kinda crap
But it's a wrap
(Get it? It's a wrap!)

My boyfriend up and left me for a twink at the mall
And I wish I could say that was the worst gift of all
My best friend started crying 'cause some news hit her raw
She's got genital warts, she's out there decking some halls

I lost my old job, needed dough
Now I'm stuck here folding ribbons 'stead of playing in snow

What the fuck, it's Christmas
And I am out here barely hanging on
Where the fuck, did the year go?
All the phony cheer just feels so wrong
Every bell's sounding fake
All the cheer makes me ache
I'm munching on last year's coal
I'll drive the sleigh until we crash
'Cause it's a wrap

My therapist says, "It's a season to heal"
But she's on vacation, so what's even real?
The department store lights flicker cold and bright
Like the hope I once held for a silent night

What the fuck, it's Christmas
This dumpster fire's swallowing me whole
How the fuck, did this happen
Every year I pray for some control
So I'll tie the bows tight
'Til the stroke of midnight
Try to forget this hell of a year
Hey, maybe this ain't all that bad
'Cause it's a wrap

Oh-ooh-woah-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh
I'm done giving, I'm receiving!
Oh-ooh-woah-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh
Who cares if this year was crap
'Cause it's a wrap