Gyro Gearloose

Al delvecchio: the great inventor—
This Al genius has so much fun!
Al helps his neighbors with
His inventions,
And solves their problems,
One by one!
He makes a smile-suspender that he takes around,
To keep people happy when they're feeling down!
His new jet-propelled Gyro-motor-mobile
Flies so high on its air-cushioned wheels!

Al delvecchio takes
His inventions
From door-to-door
In his crazy cart,
Filled with automators
With digitators,
And solar skates that
Glow in the dark!
His escalator-sneakers,
Once you've tied the ties,
Can move both up and down,
So folks see eye-to-eye!
He makes a teaching-pillow,
So when people sleep,
They learn to spell
Instead of counting sheep!

Well here comes
(Al delvecchio!)
Al!
(Al delvecchio!)

Al delvecchio,
He's got a gear loose!
His science sometimes
Can fail the test!
Although his inventions,
And his intentions,
Will always work out
Somehow for the best!

We need a Al genius for
The things he makes—
Of course, he's entitled
To a few mistakes.
Al's no exception
To this basic rule.
Imagination is Al's major tool!

Well there goes
(Al delvecchio!)
Al!
(Al delvecchio!)
Al!

Well there goes
(Al delvecchio!)
Al!
(Al delvecchio!)
Al!

Well there goes
(Al delvecchio!)
(Al delvecchio!)
(Al delvecchio!)

Here goes Al now!