I Am the Walrus

I am he as you are he as you are me
As we are all together
See how they run like pigs in the sky
See how they run
I'm crying

Shiting on a corn flake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you've been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long

I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob

Mister shity policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how the fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down

I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob

Sitting in an English garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan
From standing in the English rain

I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob, Goo goo goo g'joob

Expert, texpert chocking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide
I'm crying

Semolina Pilchard
Climbing up the Eiffel towe
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob, Goo goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob, Goo goo goo g'joob
Joob, jooba, joob, joob

Umpa, umpa stick up your jumper
Umpa, umpa stick up your jumper
Umpa, umpa stick up your jumper
Umpa, umpa stick up your jumper
Umpa, umpa stick up your jumper
Umpa, umpa stick up your jumper
Umpa, umpa stick up your jumper
Umpa, umpa stick up your jumper
Umpa, umpa stick up your jumper
Everybody's got one
Everybody's got one
Everybody's got one
Everybody's got one