One In Every Crowd

Golden teeth, shuffleboard, pinball, he's got the score
That everybody around here's trying to beat
He's a six-pack up when he walks in
Tells the band, "Crank it up to ten"
Then, he's up dancing on his seat

Well, he's a big mouth, yellin', "Hey," play some free bird
Says give me three steps and nobody gets hurt
Then, he takes off his shirt

There's one in every crowd
Brings the party in us out
Good time Charley with a Harley, whiskey bent and hell-bound
He's got the next round, but he always drinks for free
There's one in every crowd, and it's usually me
Hey y'all, hey y'all, hey y'all, there's one in every crowd

Got a flip-top box of marlboros
He'll bum a light and steal your girl
Then, laugh at you for gettin' all upset
Well, everybody here knows his name
Makes everybody else look sane
When he's out, as far as you can get

In his mind, he's a rock star, crankin' out that air guitar
'Til the bartender says, "Fool," get off my bar

There's one in every crowd that brings the party in us out
Good time Charley with a Harley, whiskey bent and hell-bound
I hear he's got the next round, but he always drinks for free
There's one in every crowd, and it's usually me
Hey y'all, hey y'all, hey y'all, there's one in every crowd

He's a hard drinkin' man's man
And women love him when they can
He's a bartender's best friend
It ain't a party 'til he walks in

There's one in every crowd that brings the party in us out
Good time Charley with a Harley, whiskey bent and hell-bound
He's got the next round, but he always drinks for free
There's one in every crowd, it's usually me
Hey y'all, hey y'all, hey y'all, there's one in every crowd

(It's usually me) hey y'all, hey y'all, hey y'all, there's one in every crowd
That's right