Half Man Half Biscuit - ACHTUNG BONO

Bogus Official

I'm the man that you need on the day that it rains
I'm the wiser advisor on capital gains
I'm the lowlife pretending to look at your drains
I'm a bogus official
Don't let me in

I'm the police, I'm the clergy, I'm Measures and Weights
I'm the chap doing the survey on alley gates
I need to know where you'll be on the following dates
'Cos I'm a bogus official
Nice dress

Courteous, friendly, jolly, and fat
With a smile saying, "Look, I know it's under the mat
I don't give a fuck about your missing cat"
B-O-G-U-S official



Credits
Writer(s): Gerri Cunningham, Jason Knight, Bendaon Taylor, Ian Wills, Jesse Wood, Martin Wright
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Other Album Tracks

  1. Restless Legs
  2. Corgi Registered Friends
  3. For What Is Chatteris
  4. Shit Arm, Bad Tattoo
  5. Surging Out of Convalesence
  6. Upon Westminster Bridge
  7. Joy Division Oven Gloves
  8. Mate of the Bloke
  9. Asparagus Next Left
  10. Depressed Beyond Tablets

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Altri album

  1. The Voltarol Years
  2. Rogation Sunday's Here Again!
  3. No One Cares About Your Creative Hub so Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut
  4. Alehouse Futsal
  5. Saucy Haulage Ballads
  6. And Some Fell on Stony Ground
  7. Urge for Offal
  8. Let's Not
  9. 90 Bisodol (Crimond)
  10. Back Again in the D.H.S.S. (Extra Tracks)

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