TISM - De Rigueurmortis

XTreme Sports Can Kiss My Arse

Base jumping's for pussies
Kick boxing's for thugs
Jet skiers are morons,
Weight lifters need drugs
Abseiling is pointless
Why climb up a wall?
Only right wankers
Play beach volleyball.

The X-Treme Sport you haven't tried yet
is kissing my arse.
Kiss my arse.

Met a snowboarder
Who wasn't a turd?
Nah, neither have I
The idea's absurd
You get on a plank
Slide down some slush
Fall on your arse
Say "Man, what a rush!"

I turned on the telly
I just went, like, "Whoa!"
And used the remote
To flick through the shows!
I think I'll watch footy
I know it's not x-treme
But why take it to the max
When you can take it to the mean?



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Other Album Tracks

  1. Unfair (extract)
  2. If You're Not Famous At Fourteen You're Finished
  3. Five Yards
  4. Fielding At Long On (part 1)
  5. Ten Points For A Razor Scooter
  6. Fielding At Long On (part 2)
  7. Thou Shall Not Britney Spear
  8. Would The Last Person To Leave Please Turn Out The Enlightenment?
  9. The Young Vandal Extemporises
  10. MobyDick Head

All Album Tracks: De Rigueurmortis >

Altri album

  1. Death to Art
  2. '70s Football
  3. Death to Art
  4. Cunts V Cunts - EP
  5. I've Gone Hillsong
  6. Live At The Corner Hotel 30 May 1988
  7. Shut Up - The Footy's On The Radio 21st Century Remix - Single
  8. The White Albun
  9. Best Off
  10. Defecate On My Face MGF Remix - EP

All Albums of TISM >

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