I Hate Jimmy Page

I'm just another little faggot with a problem
Fucking around over someone else's hard-on
I got the balls with the foul-smelling DJ
Suckas can reach out and touch me and eat me
I lick clit, I like it

Looking for love in all the wrong places
Black ala mode with the mummified faces
Am I animal, vegetable mineral or (ooh)
I'm a badass tell me I'm a badass
I don't need you and I don't need a break
Now if I wasn't here I'd be out getting laid

Please please please play the whole damn song
A 2-minute song is just 1 minute and 59 seconds
Too God damn long

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I hate Jimmy Page
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Kick us faggots off the stage
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Bite the future and fuck the past
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
My old shit will never last

I hold the microphone with my butt now
Who like that song 5-year-old pantyshot now?
Yeah, yeah, that could be a real big record
Cause its got the bump with the molestation

I'm lower than most animals
And fear what might be weird
And all those voices in my head
Have every right to be there

I ain't a girl just 'cause I rock the boat
I ain't a boy just 'cause I rock your world
Bad boy don't you fuck my dolly
I'll kiss my ass and put a motherfucking smile on my face
And I get real stupid and you, and you, and you
Can't stop me

I'll show you how official midgets jack me off

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I hate Jimmy Page
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Kick those faggots off the stage
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Bite the future and fuck the past
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
My old shit will never last

One day, I'm a do the fucking (ooh)
I'm a screw the fucking (ooh)
No cheese below is gonna show you who you is
And there's no need to ask it

He put this out his back
And he won't break his shit
When you say that he's nothing
I said that he's nothing
I make the laws
I be the lawmaker
When you looks me upside down
Don't forget to fuck yourself

You're so wrong with your jive
You don't know me, why the hell you come to gimme this?
You're wrong with your jive now
There are some things in life I don't like
And this is what I just did
So I took a big hit, who the fuck gives a shit?
Yo, not I, I am destined to die now
ADD to me means you don't have to watch me whine now
Why do you guys got the ball day rock? (ah!)

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I hate Jimmy Page
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Kick those faggots off the stage
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Fuck the future and bite the past
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
My whole shit will never last

(Ah, ohh, oh-oh, ohh)
I'll show you how official midgets fuck me off (oh baby)
I'll show you how official midgets jack me off (oh baby with tha-)
I'll show you how official midgets jack me off (oh, oh, oh)
I'll show you how official midgets jack me (ah, ah, ah, ah!)