One in Three

Did you know that one in three of you is gifted?
You're better than the other two in three
And one in three of you is better-looking
I don't think anyone would disagree
And one in three of you smells better (yeah)
You come from a better family
Then one in three of you gets more attention
The ladies tend to like you sexually
Yeah one in three of you is better than the other two
You know who we're talking 'bout
One in three of you has talent
In short you are amazing musically
One in three of you's a leader
The ability to sing comes naturally
One in three of you is taller
The others sometimes make you work for free
One in three is not allowed to use the stove
That one in three is called Lee
Yeah one in three of you is better than the other two
You know who we're talking 'bout
Yeah one in three of you has practised all his life
He's got the touch of music in his hands
He can write a tune to melt a lady's heart
But he's still too short to go on rides in Disneyland
One in three of you knows karate
He used his skill to stop a shark attack
One in three of you can stop a bullet with his hands
One in three of you looks just like Jack Black
Yeah one in three of you is better than the other two
You know who we're talking 'bout
Yeah one in three of you was at home the other day just looking at the TV
And he saw Jordan's new jeans
And he decided to try them on
And he put the jeans on
And he looked really good in them
And then his phone rang
So he had to run over to answer his phone
And he tripped over a little bit accidentally on the heater
And his jeans got caught in the heater
And they caught on fire a little bit
So he took the jeans off
And then he had to go to the video shop
And return a VHS copy of Sleepless in Seattle that was overdue by about three weeks
And he left a small fire burning in the apartment
So he hopes that two in three of them didn't have anything too valuable in the apartment
Yeah one in three of you is dumber than the other two
I don't know what you're talking 'bout