James James Morrison Morrison

James James Morrison Morrison Weatherby George Dupree
Took great care of his mother, though he was only three
James James said to his mother "Mother," he said, said he
"Don't ever go down to the end of
the town if you don't go down with me
Don't ever go down to the end of
the town if you don't go down with me"

Now, James James Morrison's mother put on her golden gown
And James James Morrison's mother, she drove to the end of the town
James James Morrison's mother said to herself, said she
"Well, I can get down to the end of
the town and be back in time for tea
Well, I can get down to the end of
the town and be back in time for tea."

King John put up a notice: "Lost, stolen or strayed
(Lost, stolen or strayed)
James James Morrison's mother seems to have been mislayed
(Seems to have been mislayed)
Wandering vaguely all about, quite of her own accord
She tried to get down to the end of the town. Forty shillings reward
She tried to get down to the end of the town. Forty shillings reward"

James James Morrison Morrison, commonly known as "Jim"
Said to his other relations, not to go blamin' him
For James James said to his mother "Mother," he said, said he
"Don't ever go down to the end of
the town if you don't go down with me
You must never go down to the end of
the town if you don't go down with me"

Now James James Morrison's mother, she hasn't been heard of since
King John said he was sorry, and so did the queen and the prince
King John, somebody told me, said to a man he knew
"If people go down to the end of the town, well what can anyone do?
If people go down to the end of the town, well what can anyone do?"

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Took great care of his hmmmm though he was only three
Now, J J said to his hmmmm, "Hmmmmm" he said, said he
"Don't ever go down to the end of
the town if you don't go down with me
You must never go down to the end of
the town if you don't go down with me
Don't ever go down to the end of
the town if you don't go down with me"