Don't Bother (Live)

She's got the kind of look that defies gravity
She's the greatest cook
And she's fat-free, fat-free, fat-free, fat-free

She's been to private school
And she speaks perfect French
Oh, she's got the perfect friends
Oh, isn't she cool?
She practices Tai Chi
She'd never lose her nerve
Oh, she's more than you deserve
She's just far better than me
Hey, hey

So don't bother
I won't die of deception
I promise you won't ever see me cry
Don't feel sorry
So don't bother
I'll be fine, but she's waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So don't bother, be unkind

I'm sure she doesn't know
How to touch you like I would
Oh, I beat her at that one good
Don't you think so?
She's almost six feet tall
She must think I'm a flea
Oh, I'm really a cat, you see
And it's not my last life at all
Hey, hey (Come on)

So don't bother
I won't die of deception
Promise you won't ever see me cry
Don't feel sorry
So don't bother
I'll be fine, but she's waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So don't bother, be unkind

For you, I'd give up all I own
And move to a communist country
If you came with me, of course
And I'd file my nails, so they don't hurt you
And lose those pounds, and learn about football
If it made you stay
But you won't
But you won't

So don't bother
I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine
I promise you won't ever see me cry
And after all, I'm glad that I'm not your type
Promise you won't ever see me cry