Stuck In the Chimney

Spoken: I'm noticing large red
trousers protruding from the chimney, sir
Those are frightfully large red trousers, sir.
You're not helping Private
Sung: Stuck in a chimney, what a sight.
Santa ate a lot last night.
And so the chimneys blocked you see,
St Nicks stuck and he can't get free.
Ho, Ho, Ho, He ate too much, Ho, Ho, Ho, He ate a bunch.
Boys all together push, push, push.
No go, sir that's one big tush.
Spoken: That is an incredibly big tush.
This may call for Operation: Tush Removal, sir.
Commencing Tush Removal sir!
What is that exactly?
Sung: This is a sight we have never seen.
He's packed in like a big sardine.
Don't mention fish I want to eat.
Jump on his shoulders and pull his feet.
Ho, ho, ho, the dude is stuck.
Ho, ho, ho, he's out of luck.
Old St Nick is wedged in tight.
Hey, Rico get some dynamite.
Spoken: We've gotta to get him outta
there fast; the reindeer are getting antsy.
I'm not cleaning up after Blitzen again; it's someone else's turn.
Sung: How 'bout a hose to flush him down.
That won't work, 'cause he's to round.
Think of something quick now boys!
It's Christmas Eve and the folk want toys.
Ho, Ho, Ho, He ate a bunch.
Boys all together push, push, push.
No go, sir that's one big tush.
Ho, Ho, Ho, He ate a bunch.
Boys all together push, push, push.
No go, sir that's one big tush.
Spoken: We're down here, who's watching the presents.
Ooh, free presents.
Santa's stuck in the chimney all night.
It's up to US to dispense these presents to the children of the world.
That'll be our gift!
Because we forgot to do our own shopping?
Exactamundo.