A Miracle Would Happen/When You Come Home To Me

Jaime: Everyone tells you that the minute you get married every other woman in the world suddenly finds you attractive
Well, that's not true
It only effects the kind of women you always wanted to sleep with
But they wouldn't give you the time of day before
And now they're banging down your door
At least that's what it feels like 'cos you cannot touch them
In fact you can't even look at them, close your eyes
Close your eyes
Close your eyes
Except you're sitting there eating your corn beef sandwich and all of a sudden this pair of breasts walks up to you and smiles
And you're like, that's not fair
And in a perfect world a miracle would happen
And every other girl would fly away
And it'd be me and Cathy and nothing else would matter
But it's fine, it's fine, it's fine
I mean I'm happy
And I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine
It's not a problem, it's just a challenge
It's a challenge to resist temptation
And I have to say what excacerbates the problem is that at these parties I'm the centre of attention
I'm the grand fromage
And here she comes
Let's get a cup of coffee
Will you look at my manuscript?
And I'm showing her my left hand
I'm gesticulating with my left hand
And woah, there's Cathy
'Cos she knows, they always know
And there's that really awkward moment when I try to show I wasn't encouraging this
Though of course I sort of was
And I don't wanna look whipped in front of this woman
Which is dumb, I shouldn't care what she thinks
Since I can't fuck her anyway
And in a perfect world a miracle would happen
And every girl would look like Mr Ed
And it'd be me and Cathy and nothing else would matter
But it's fine, it's fine, it's fine
You know I love her
And it's fine, it's fine, it's fine
It's what I wanted
And I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine
It's not a problem, it's just a challenge
It's a challenge to resist temptation
Cathy: When you come home to me
I'll wear a sweeter smile
And hope that for a while you'll stay
When you come home to me
Your hand will touch my face
And banish any trace of grey
Soon a love will rise anew
Even greater than the joy I felt just missing you
And once again I'll be so proud to call you mine
When finally you come home to me
Jaime: I'll be there soon Cathy
I'll finish up this chapter and be out the door
I swear I'll be there soon Cathy
Don't give up on me
I am so proud of you baby
You're doing what you never got to do before
And I will be there ripe and crawling
If fucking random house stops calling
Don't lose faith
Don't get down
Don't despair
I'll be there
And in a perfect world
A miracle would happen
And that day would finally be here
And it's be and you riding it together
And the things we'd do, going like we planned
We're gonna make it through and nothing else will matter
We'll be fine, we're fine, we're fine, we're fine
We're fine, we're fine, we're fine
I'll be there soon Cathy
I swear I will