Angry Birds Rap

Yeah!
It's your boy, Red
Word up to my cocks in the henhouse
It's about time we put these swine in their place
Uh, uh, uh

Little piggy, little piggy
Let me come in

Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin
I got an appetite and I'm comin' for your eggs

How you gonna take 'em if you don't have any legs?

Airstrike inbound, got the piggies shakin'

Anybody else like the smell of fresh bacon?

Birds of a feather flock together

Two heads are good, but three are better

There is nothing that can hold us back
We're tearing down your walls, wood, stone and glass
Who built your house? Cuz it's useless, bro
You pigs should be on a Home Improvement show
Hey Terence!

What?

Do the bulldozer
Flatten these hogs like a pork steamroller

My turn to fly, now the game's over
Piggies ain't safe, cuz I don't eat Kosher

Angry is what you made me
But when you mess with my nest, can you blame me?
Cuz I got more rage than a case of rabies
That's the reason everybody wants to play me
Piggies hate me when I get angry
I take 'em to the slaughterhouse on the daily
Like it was my job, someone oughtta pay me
Now you know what happens when you make me angry

It won't be my eggs you have for lunch

Trust him on that, because he packs a punch

Beware me, I'm a very scary canary
The bird you call on when you need a Hail Mary
I make a big impact, doubling the rubble

Chuck's got feathers you don't wanna ruffle

I'm the kind of birdy who stays away from trouble
But if trouble troubles me, I'm putting trouble in a bubble

Somebody say my name?
I came to grab a snack

You just ate dinner
Shouldn't you be cutting back?

Well, I can't help my metabolism's fast
Besides, sometimes it pays to be fat

Hal's in the house, so nobody fear
I'll boomerang around 'em, then I'll pound 'em in the rear

I'm sick of these pigs like I got swine flu

Time to wipe 'em out, someone light my fuse

I'm just an angry bird
Nobody's angrier
Soon enough, you will learn to fear birds
That's right piggies, ya heard it here first
Build a castle and we'll knock it down
Because we are the hardest cocks around

Call us crazy, flying off slingshots

But nothing you do is gonna stop this flock

We're just a bunch of cocky cocks

Flying high and droppin' bombs
I got these dumb hogs all shell-shocked

Hope you guys like your pork cooked well-done

This is our nest and we're gonna protect it

We'll hit you pigs where you least expect it

Fall back, piggies!
We're surrounded!

Ooh, new high score
Let me tweet about it

I got a golden egg, now you're gonna get snubbed
I'll be rolling in the dough while you're rolling in the mud

Throw up the white flag!
Time to surrender!

We'll give you a whooping you don't wanna remember
Anytime, anyplace, any freakin' season
We love killin' piggies, we don't even need a reason

Angry is what you made me
But when you mess with my nest, can you blame me?
Cuz I got more rage than a case of rabies
That's the reason everybody wants to play me
Piggies hate me when I get angry
I take 'em to the slaughterhouse on the daily
Like it was my job, someone oughtta pay me
Now you know what happens when you make me angry

I'm just an angry bird
Nobody's angrier
Soon enough, you will learn to fear birds
That's right piggies, ya heard it here first
Build a castle and we'll knock it down
Because we are the hardest cocks around

You know, that last line
I probably shoulda rephrased that
But, uh... Ah, whatever