Too Much Time on My Hands (As Made Famous by Styx)

Yeah, I'm sitting on this barstool, talking like a damn fool
Got the 12 o'clock news blues
And I've given up hope for the afternoon soaps
And a bottle of cold brew

Is it any wonder I'm not crazy?
Is it any wonder I'm sane at all?

Well, I'm so tired of losing, I got nothing to do
And all day to do it
Well, I'd go out cruisin', but I've no place to go
And all night to get there

Is it any wonder I'm not a criminal? (yeah)
Is it any wonder I'm not in jail?

Is it any wonder I've got too much time on my hands?
It's ticking away with my sanity
I've got too much time on my hands
It's hard to believe such a calamity
I've got too much time on my hands
And it's ticking away, ticking away from me

Too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands

Too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands

Well, I'm a jet fuel genius
I can solve the world's problems
Without even trying
I got dozens of friends, and the fun never ends
That is, as long as I'm buying

Is it any wonder I'm not the president?
Is it any wonder I'm null and void?

Is it any wonder I've got too much time on my hands?
It's ticking away with my sanity
I've got too much time on my hands
It's hard to believe such a calamity
I got too much time on my hands
And it's ticking away, ticking away from me

Too much time on my hands (Oh, no, no, no, no)
Too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands (yeah)
Too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands (yeah)
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