Blues Of The Month Club

It's the first of the month, it's about that time
I step out to the mailbox, knowing what I will find
Oh, there's a note from the landlord saying I'm overdue
And a bill from the doctor, but I still got the flu
Oh, there's an always electric, water and gas
I can tell that my paycheck, it just ain't gonna last

One thing I'm sure of, my dues are paid up
I'm a member in good standing
Of the Blues of the Month Club
Of the Blues of the Month Club

I got a letter this morning from my first ex-wife
There's not enough money to get her out of my life
And the woman I'm loving, she's a doin' me a wrong
Our June wedding has been postponed

That's the same story, I heard in last May
I don't understand it, why she treats me this a way

One thing I'm sure of, my dues are paid up
I'm a member in good standing
Of the Blues of the Month Club
Of the Blues of the Month Club

Hey, yeah-yeah
I wrote a book on how to fail
As I expected, it was no sale

One thing I'm sure of, my dues are paid up
I'm a member in good standing
Of the Blues of the Month Club
Of the Blues of the Month Club

January's here, it's gonna be a cold New Year
A February would be fine if I had me a Valentine
March, April, May and June, something a better happen soon
July, August and September, not one good day to remember

I'm glad, oh, I'm glad
October's over, Octobers over