You Need A Thneed

Everybody needs a Thneed
A fine thing that all people need
The Thneed is good
The Thneed is great
And it's just $3.98

Everybody needs a Thneed
It's revolutionary guaranteed!
The Thneed is new
The Thneed is nice (so nice)
And did you see that price?

Since the glorious dawn of man
There's never been a thing to do what this thing can
So listen carefully to all the wondrous things a Thneed can be

It's a sock, it's a suit
Boxing glove, parachute
A butterfly net, reusable diaper
An exercise belt, a runny nose wiper
A slingshot, a muzzle, a jump rope, a hat
A colorful sweater you put on your cat

Nothing else in this world can do that
Old or young, tall or short, thin or fat
Republican, Independent, Libertarian or Democrat



Credits
Writer(s): John James Powell, Cinco Paul
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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